Oh brother. Most all of us have been ill at one time or another and some of us, myself included, have been sick enough that we had to spend some time in a hospital.

It’s no secret that I hate doctors and more specifically general, I hate the entire medical profession. It’s a racket and when someone pulls out their insurance card it’s like blowflies to a dead carcass – they all want to get into the act and suck some of that delicious, mouth watering money out of the insurance companies which eventually comes out of your and my pocket books. And shit! They can’t figure out what’s wrong with the runaway cost of medical care.

But get this! These medical professionals spend thousands of dollars going to school to receive a piece of paper that allows them to PRACTICE medicine. I know when I have to practice something it’s because I suck at it and I need a lot of help.

With all that knowledge and assumed debt, the best any of them can do when you are sick and throwing up is ask you when the last time was you had a bowel movement. I think it is their solution to everything. Perhaps we should gather up all the terrorists in the world and give them all an enema. Maybe that will cure that problem too.

So, take my advice. The next time you go to see your doctor or are admitted to a hospital or similar establishment, save yourself some time and money and tell them first thing when the last time was you had a dump. They won’t know what to do next.

Have you seen Harry Frankfurt’s new book that is currently #6 on the New York Times Bestseller list? Frankfurt is an Ivy League College professor who is attempting to theorize about the art of bullshitting. It is all the rage and everyone is talking about it – well mostly about bullshit.

This world humors the hell out of me. Bullshitters used to be societal outcasts and no one wanted to be around one and now it seems a bullshitter is finding a place of high esteem in our society – go figure.

It now appears that if one plans on “getting ahead” or “making it to the top”, they better takes some serious lessons on bullshitting. The first lesson it appears is to learn what “impresses” people the most about bullshitting and it appears to be those who can say a whole lot using confusing words and not saying anything BUT the key here is to sound convincing. Once you’ve got that down, the world should be yours for the taking.

My apologies for not being active on my blog for a month now. I just got out of the hospital with back problems and some complications but I am on the mend now and should be spending a bit more time on my site for your entertainment. Talk again soon!